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HOLLYWOOD/BETHLEHEM • In a surprise admission, director Mel Gibson has revealed the true reason behind the making of his movie The Passion of the Christ. In an exclusive interview, Gibson spoke with Loonienews on the set of his upcoming movie, Lethal Weapon 6:

LN: So, if I understand you correctly, you’re saying GOD himself came to you and asked you to make this movie?

MG: Yes, that’s right.

LN: And He told you He did this to test the waters for a return of His Son, Jesus Christ?

MG: Yes, it is true. He told me — well, actually, it was His messenger, the archangel Gabriel — GOD doesn’t take many meetings Himself. Anway, He told me to wait until it was clear the world was ready for the return of Jesus — or, as we affectionately called him on set, The Man.

LN: And did God tell you to wait for a particular sign?

MG: Well, yeah. We had been sitting on pins and needles waiting and hoping we could hit the $300-million mark so we could green-light the next phase of the project. You, know, tell GOD it was a go for Jesus to come back.

LN: So GOD, in his infinite wisdom, chose you to make this movie as a testing ground to see if the world was ready for a return visit of Jesus?

MG: Well, I guess my movies are a real big hit up there. And with my devotion to my family, despite the constant temptation to sin — I do live in Hollywood, you know — GOD felt I was the right person to lead His test-marketing program.

LN: And did He tell you when this, the return of Jesus, is going to happen?

MG: Well, no, He didn’t. Not exactly. I mean, I’m just the director. He’s the producer. Well, executive producer, really. And, you know, it’s true what they say — GOD does move in mysterious ways. But I’m sure He’s got it all planned out. I mean, you think producing all three parts of The Lord of the Rings was a logistical marvel. That’s nothing compared to this.

LN: So you’re saying there’s going to be a sequel?

MG: Oh, definitely. That’s the Word, anyway. But look — speaking of sequels — sorry to rush you, but I’ve gotta get back to work for Lethal 6. We’re shooting the scene where Murtaugh and Riggs go over the Falls in a barrel...

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