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Although we cannot guarantee you
will get into Heaven,* we can tell you
that for only a loonie a day you can help
underpriviledged wannabe comedians to
pay for half a hot dog** or possibly a
bag of Doritos (HST not included).

Or a onetime donation (that you make
often) is also acceptable and certainly
gets you more pleasure than giving it to
that street kid downtown.***

* You may substitute your religion's final bliss-filled place. If you are offended by this reference to Heaven, well that's just too bad. Unitarians and Atheists can replace
Heaven with "pub," "coffeeshop," "local hangout" or wherever they may feel blissful.

**Due to the fluctuating value of the U.S. dollar,
this statement may not be true at the time that it was read.

*** No offence intended to legitimate street kids in downtown areas.

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